Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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