Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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