oh god the rape fog is back!
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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