Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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