Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
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I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
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Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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