I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
they're like a gay fantastic four
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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