i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Randomize
