Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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