We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
