i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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