I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
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Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
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I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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