I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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