I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I FOUND THE LEGS
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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