that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
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I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
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She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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