So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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