You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Shame is for Republicans.
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