one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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