Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
accomplished twins. life is a go
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
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