And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
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