I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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