what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Randomize