I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
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The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
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Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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