It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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