Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I intend to get homeless drunk
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
Randomize