girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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