She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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