So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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