sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Randomize
