You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I should be sponsored by Trojan
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
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When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
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Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
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