I can text with my tongue
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
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I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
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The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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