I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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