I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
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I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
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I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I want to be your penis for a week.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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