I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
How's work?
Spinning.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
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