my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
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i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
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I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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