Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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