Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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