So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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