dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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