Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
