He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I will be naked everywhere
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
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