Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
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i don't really know how much tequila is too much
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
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Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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