Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
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It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
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do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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