Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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