I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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