I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I have tasted many bathrooms
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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