She said her name was "party"
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
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