I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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