And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
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We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
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My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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