I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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