Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Randomize
