Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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