Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
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The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
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he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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