ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
