Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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