i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
she told me i tasted like america
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
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While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
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Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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