I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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