this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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