help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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